Person: Theatre is stupid
Person: Musicals are gay
Police: So can you tell me what happened?
Me: He ran into my knife.
Me: He ran into my knife ten times.
Ensemble behind you: HE HAD IT COMIN'!
saltandvinegarcrisps: i hated this book so much when i was younger stop fucking shit up david
Pick up line
Boy: I love that book that you're reading.
hartnell-down: Literally, one of the best feelings in the world is when you just blow your nose and suddenly AIR I CAN BREATHE I CAN FIGHT
screweverythingandruntothetardis: assgod: j3sustits: -everysecond: distinctmemory: clavid: PARKOUR PARKOUR omg what is this animal OMFG the black oNE IM ALUGHIGN SO AHRD that poor black one got knocked down TWICE It sounds like it’s laughing what a precious creature
LULLIPOP★: Commissions →
crono8: When you’re a TF fangirl you need money all the time. Lately I got scammed on Ebay, buying TFs - of course…. Don’t know if I’ll get my money back or when that might be :/ Earning that $25 back would make me feel better orz More chibis: [X] , [X] This one’s new -> [X] Also 300x300…
Good grief, why do I torment myself like this
My philosophy in life: